"It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Garth Brooks on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Garth Brooks on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Garth Brooks on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Garth Brooks on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Garth Brooks on Elbert Hubbard
"Stand straight, walk proud, have a little faith."
"I'd like to think a baseball picture is somewhere in my future."
"Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers."
"Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got."
"There's a difference between knowing what's on the page in a history book and actually feeling that page have curves and valleys."