"Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."Gary Larson on Albert Einstein
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."Gary Larson on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Science investigates religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power religion gives man wisdom which is control."Gary Larson on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong."Gary Larson on Albert Einstein
"Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss."Gary Larson on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression."