"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Gary Larson on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Gary Larson on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Gary Larson on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Gary Larson on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Gary Larson on Mahatma Gandhi
"Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money."