"Then, when I got in the military, I used to host - even in high school - I hosted the talent shows, and when I was in the military I would host all of our base Christmas parties and stuff."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Gary Owens on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Gary Owens on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Gary Owens on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Gary Owens on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Gary Owens on Benjamin Franklin