"For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."George A. Romero on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."George A. Romero on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."George A. Romero on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."George A. Romero on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."George A. Romero on Elbert Hubbard
"When I was old enough to go to movies alone, I got to see 'Frankenstein' and 'Dracula' on the big screen. I just fell in love with them."
"I really liked the helicopter pilot in 'Dawn of the Dead', when he gets bitten and comes out of the elevator. That guy was amazing. He did this incredible walk that we didn't even know about until we started shooting."
"People called '28 Days' and '28 Weeks' zombie movies, and they're not! It's some sort of virus they're not dead."
"The guy that made me wanna make movies... and this is off the wall-is a guy named Michael Pal, the British director."
"Movies are about escape."