"If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."George Ade on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."George Ade on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."George Ade on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."George Ade on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."George Ade on James C. Dobson
"It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after."
"To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations."
"The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking."