"Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."George Bernard Shaw on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."George Bernard Shaw on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."George Bernard Shaw on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."George Bernard Shaw on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."George Bernard Shaw on Henry David Thoreau
"Every man over forty is a scoundrel."
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
"Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable."
"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."