"Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."George Bernard Shaw on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."George Bernard Shaw on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."George Bernard Shaw on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."George Bernard Shaw on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."George Bernard Shaw on James C. Dobson
"Every man over forty is a scoundrel."
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
"Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable."
"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."