"Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."George Bernard Shaw on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."George Bernard Shaw on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."George Bernard Shaw on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."George Bernard Shaw on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."George Bernard Shaw on Ambrose Bierce
"Every man over forty is a scoundrel."
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
"Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable."
"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."