"Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."George Bernard Shaw on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."George Bernard Shaw on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."George Bernard Shaw on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."George Bernard Shaw on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."George Bernard Shaw on Benjamin Franklin
"Every man over forty is a scoundrel."
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
"Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable."
"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."