"What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?"
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."George Bernard Shaw on John F. Kennedy
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself."George Bernard Shaw on Mark Twain
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."George Bernard Shaw on Plato
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand."George Bernard Shaw on Milton Friedman
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."George Bernard Shaw on Joseph Stalin
"Every man over forty is a scoundrel."
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
"Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable."
"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."