"What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?"
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."George Bernard Shaw on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."George Bernard Shaw on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."George Bernard Shaw on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."George Bernard Shaw on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."George Bernard Shaw on Steven Wright
"Every man over forty is a scoundrel."
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
"Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable."
"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."