"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."George Brett on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."George Brett on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."George Brett on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."George Brett on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."George Brett on Henry David Thoreau