"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."George Burns on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."George Burns on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."George Burns on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."George Burns on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."George Burns on C. S. Lewis
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
"At my age flowers scare me."