"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."George Burns on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."George Burns on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."George Burns on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."George Burns on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."George Burns on Abraham Lincoln
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
"At my age flowers scare me."