"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."George Burns on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."George Burns on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."George Burns on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."George Burns on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."George Burns on Robert Frost
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
"At my age flowers scare me."