"College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."George Gobel on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."George Gobel on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."George Gobel on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."George Gobel on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."George Gobel on James C. Dobson