"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."George Jessel on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."George Jessel on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."George Jessel on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."George Jessel on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."George Jessel on James C. Dobson
"Marriage is a mistake every man should make."