"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."George Orwell on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."George Orwell on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."George Orwell on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."George Orwell on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."George Orwell on Elbert Hubbard
"In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia."
"Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards."
"The best books... are those that tell you what you know already."
"Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child's eyes, is that the child is usually looking upwards, and few faces are at their best when seen from below."
"I doubt whether classical education ever has been or can be successfully carried out without corporal punishment."