"Farming with live animals is a 7 day a week, legal form of slavery."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."George Segal on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."George Segal on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."George Segal on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."George Segal on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."George Segal on Plato