"I found out that colonels can stay until they drop dead or get a walker and being a critical medical specialty as an Army trained emergency room doctor, I could stay until age 67."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Gerald Griffin on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Gerald Griffin on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Gerald Griffin on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Gerald Griffin on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Gerald Griffin on Erma Bombeck