"One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Glenn Howerton on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Glenn Howerton on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Glenn Howerton on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Glenn Howerton on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Glenn Howerton on Josh Billings