"Do feminists have a sense of humor? Yes."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Gloria Allred on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Gloria Allred on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Gloria Allred on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Gloria Allred on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Gloria Allred on Henry Ward Beecher
"It is very frightening to feel alone when you are standing against a rich and powerful person and all his attendant helpers."
"I'm not interested in dating. I like being with my own best friend, me. Certain women, particularly older women, cannot believe I like going to a social event by myself. But I do."