"I grew up in a funny way."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Gordon Ramsay on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Gordon Ramsay on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Gordon Ramsay on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Gordon Ramsay on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Gordon Ramsay on Elbert Hubbard
"My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It's hilarious. So we decided that I'm going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family."
"I swim like a fish and I have an amazing kick."
"Swearing is industry language. For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. You've got to be boisterous to get results."
"I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30 and bath and change nappies."
"I want my kids to see me as Dad, for God's sake, not a television personality."