"You talk about German technocracy and you get automobiles."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Gordon Sinclair on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Gordon Sinclair on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Gordon Sinclair on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Gordon Sinclair on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Gordon Sinclair on Steven Wright
"The United States dollar took another pounding on German, French and British exchanges this morning, hitting the lowest point ever known in West Germany."