"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Grace Hansen on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Grace Hansen on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Grace Hansen on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Grace Hansen on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Grace Hansen on Oliver Wendell Holmes