"All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Graham Norton on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Graham Norton on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Graham Norton on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Graham Norton on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Graham Norton on Robert Frost
"It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it?"
"I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long."
"My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me."
"The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky."
"Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do."