"Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'"
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."Graham Norton on Mahatma Gandhi
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."Graham Norton on Robert A. Heinlein
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."Graham Norton on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."Graham Norton on Dwight D. Eisenhower
"There is more to life than increasing its speed."Graham Norton on Mahatma Gandhi
"It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it?"
"I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long."
"My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me."
"The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky."
"Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do."