"My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me."
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."Graham Norton on Nelson Mandela
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."Graham Norton on Albert Einstein
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."Graham Norton on Aristotle
"My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors."Graham Norton on Maya Angelou
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."Graham Norton on Oscar Wilde
"It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it?"
"I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long."
"The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky."
"Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do."
"All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with."