"The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Graham Norton on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Graham Norton on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Graham Norton on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Graham Norton on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Graham Norton on Ambrose Bierce
"It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it?"
"I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long."
"My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me."
"Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do."
"All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with."