"I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Greg Kinnear on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Greg Kinnear on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Greg Kinnear on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Greg Kinnear on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Greg Kinnear on Henry Ward Beecher
"My family moved - first to Washington, D.C., and then, in the spring of 1975, to Lebanon, where my father worked as a diplomat at the American embassy. My parents were enthusiastic about the move, so my older brother and I felt like we were off to some place kind of cool."
"My grandfather had two boys, my uncle had three boys, my dad had me and my two brothers, each of my brothers have had two boys. Then something happened with the chromosomal experiment and suddenly I've got three girls."
"If you're working on a movie, you want it to be projected on the largest tapestry possible, and the sound to be perfect, and for that kind of communal experience of the movies to take place for it."
"I find fear is a great motivator to work hard."
"Let's keep the chemists over here and the food over here, that's my feeling. What do I know? But that is a big aspect of fast food is their ability to artificially taint the colors and the smells and stuff to stimulate appetite."