"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Groucho Marx on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Groucho Marx on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Groucho Marx on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Groucho Marx on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Groucho Marx on Robert Frost
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."