"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."Groucho Marx on Robert Frost
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."Groucho Marx on Buddha
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."Groucho Marx on Will Smith
"Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."Groucho Marx on Sai Baba
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."Groucho Marx on George Bernard Shaw
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."