"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist."Groucho Marx on Albert Einstein
"If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced."Groucho Marx on Vincent Van Gogh
"The highest art is always the most religious, and the greatest artist is always a devout person."Groucho Marx on Abraham Lincoln
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."Groucho Marx on Aristotle
"A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament."Groucho Marx on Oscar Wilde
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."