"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Groucho Marx on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Groucho Marx on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Groucho Marx on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Groucho Marx on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Groucho Marx on John Lennon
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."