"I read murder mysteries. I exercise 40 minutes a day. I watch videotapes while I exercise. I listen to audiotapes when I am in my car. And I try to stay in three different centuries."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Grover Norquist on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Grover Norquist on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Grover Norquist on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Grover Norquist on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Grover Norquist on Steven Wright
"Look, the center right coalition in American politics today is best understood as a coalition of groups and individuals that on the issue that brings them to politics what they want from the government is to be left alone."
"Democrats are people who raise your taxes and spend your money on weird stuff. They steal your guns, and they spit on your faith."
"My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub."
"Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub."
"Clinton and Obama practice this politics known quaintly as the Richard Speck strategy: if you cannot take on everyone in the room at once, take them out of the room one at a time."