"The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Gustave Flaubert on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Gustave Flaubert on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Gustave Flaubert on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Gustave Flaubert on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Gustave Flaubert on Linford Christie
"Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution."
"I have the handicap of being born with a special language to which I alone have the key."
"Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything."
"Of all lies, art is the least untrue."
"The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe."