"Sometime they don't let you know that they know that they don't know everything, but the core of the medical approach is that you try to identify pathologies, which are subsystems within the human body or the larger system that are having undesirable consequences."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Guy Burgess on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Guy Burgess on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Guy Burgess on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Guy Burgess on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Guy Burgess on Erma Bombeck