"You know, if you're Guy Kawasaki and you create a car that gets 500 miles a gallon with zero emissions, people on the Internet would say: 'I could have done that in half an hour, and it's been done before. What's the big deal? I expected something more from him.' Meanwhile, they didn't do it, right? They're still living at home with their mothers."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Guy Kawasaki on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Guy Kawasaki on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Guy Kawasaki on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Guy Kawasaki on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Guy Kawasaki on Steven Wright
"Patience is the art of concealing your impatience."
"The jewelry business is a very, very tough business - tougher than the computer business. You truly have to understand how to take care of your customers."
"If you're an entrepreneur and you think that the president makes a difference to your business, you should stay at your current job."
"Ambitious failure, magnificent failure, is a very good thing."
"A good idea is about ten percent and implementation and hard work, and luck is 90 percent."