"Cynicism is humor in ill health."
"A joke is a very serious thing."H. G. Wells on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."H. G. Wells on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."H. G. Wells on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."H. G. Wells on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."H. G. Wells on Henry Ward Beecher
"Beauty is in the heart of the beholder."
"In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table."
"No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft."
"There's nothing wrong in suffering, if you suffer for a purpose. Our revolution didn't abolish danger or death. It simply made danger and death worthwhile."
"History is a race between education and catastrophe."