"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."H. G. Wells on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."H. G. Wells on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."H. G. Wells on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."H. G. Wells on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."H. G. Wells on Elbert Hubbard
"Beauty is in the heart of the beholder."
"In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table."
"No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft."
"There's nothing wrong in suffering, if you suffer for a purpose. Our revolution didn't abolish danger or death. It simply made danger and death worthwhile."
"History is a race between education and catastrophe."