"The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."H. L. Mencken on Abraham Lincoln
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."H. L. Mencken on Mother Teresa
"When the solution is simple, God is answering."H. L. Mencken on Albert Einstein
"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."H. L. Mencken on Maya Angelou
"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."H. L. Mencken on Lawrence Welk
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
"Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age."
"Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him."
"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage."
"A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in."