"Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Hal Sparks on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Hal Sparks on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Hal Sparks on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Hal Sparks on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Hal Sparks on Josh Billings
"Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams."
"If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life."
"The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist."
"I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that. As my skill and knowledge of the instrument grew, I found lead started to come naturally. Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer. Ha ha!"
"I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community."