"My dad never told me that when you audition, you might not get the role. He wanted to wait until my first disappointment to tell me."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Haley Joel Osment on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Haley Joel Osment on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Haley Joel Osment on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Haley Joel Osment on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Haley Joel Osment on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The best advice my dad ever gave me is that acting is believing. Acting is not acting. It isn't putting on a face and dancing around in a mask. It's believing that you are that character and playing him as if it were a normal day in the life of that character."
"I like normal stuff people fear - like spiders and heights. I'm frightened by the unknown, by things that are hard to figure out and get a grip on."
"Just keep learning from the role and not just go for the money."
"I would be a terrible person to be in a relationship with because I'm either sleeping or at the theater."