"You can't be fat and fast, too so lift, run, diet and work."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Hank Stram on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Hank Stram on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Hank Stram on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Hank Stram on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Hank Stram on Linford Christie