"Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Harold Ramis on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Harold Ramis on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Harold Ramis on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Harold Ramis on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Harold Ramis on Elbert Hubbard
"How one handles success or failure is determined by their early childhood."
"We all wish we could be in more than one place at the same time. People with families feel guilty all the time-if we spend too much time with our family, we feel we're not working hard enough."
"Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it."
"I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down."
"Nothing reinforces a professional relationship more than enjoying success with someone."