"It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Hedy Lamarr on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Hedy Lamarr on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Hedy Lamarr on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Hedy Lamarr on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Hedy Lamarr on Elbert Hubbard
"Confidence is something you're born with. I know I had loads of it even at the age of 15."
"A good painting to me has always been like a friend. It keeps me company, comforts and inspires."
"My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles."
"It is easier for women to succeed in business, the arts, and politics in America than in Europe."
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."