"And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Helen Rowland on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Helen Rowland on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Helen Rowland on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Helen Rowland on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Helen Rowland on John Lennon
"There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age."
"Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man."
"Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself."
"A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."
"A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."