"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Helen Rowland on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Helen Rowland on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Helen Rowland on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Helen Rowland on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Helen Rowland on Benjamin Franklin
"There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age."
"Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man."
"Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself."
"A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."
"A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."