"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Henry A. Kissinger on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Henry A. Kissinger on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Henry A. Kissinger on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Henry A. Kissinger on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Henry A. Kissinger on Elbert Hubbard
"A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone."
"People are generally amazed that I would take an interest in any form that would require me to stop talking for three hours."
"Art is man's expression of his joy in labor."
"Diplomacy: the art of restraining power."
"A leader who confines his role to his people's experience dooms himself to stagnation a leader who outstrips his people's experience runs the risk of not being understood."